Parents! Sometimes it's hard to afford all the presents your child deserves. Let's not get into the reasons--really, we all know how it is. Just to give you all a bit of slack for when you really need it, here's an actual reprint from the December 25, 1985 New Jersey Record that could be useful, though be cautioned that your child might still react poorly. (Click to enlarge.)
But your youngster will probably see reason and understand why there's no pony or race car this year. Might as well give it a try. What's the worst that could happen?